WARNING: This page may cause EXTREME ENLIGHTENMENT and SPONTANEOUS HODLING
FTW simultaneously means "For The World" AND "Fuck The World" until observed by a normie
Create memes so dank they glitch the matrix. If your meme doesn't crash at least 3 NSA supercomputers, try again!
HODL so hard you transcend spacetime. Warning: May cause spontaneous teleportation to Lambo dealerships
Your FOMO is now quantumly entangled with every other degen's FOMO. Buy high, sell low... SIMULTANEOUSLY!
Meditate on your wallet address until you physically enter the blockchain. Watch out for stray smart contracts!
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69% of the universe has been infected with FTW magic
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